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2020 Classic: The Apple

 I’m “taking” a bite out of the new iPhone SE.

Part of the 119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You’re On Mute” Edition (2020) archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

2025 Archive: The Home
 I’m "pressing" the button to return to Earth.Part of the 124 Cla...read more »
177 Classic Punny One-Liners: The iPhone & Hashtag Edition (2007)
2007 was the year our pockets got a whole lot smarter. While the ...read more »
118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013)
2013 was the year of the "earworm." Whether you were trying to "L...read more »
2025 Classic: The Number
 I’m "counting" my upgrades.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Lin...read more »
115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015)
In 2015, we learned that reality is subjective—especially if you'...read more »
119 Classic Punny One-Liners: The "You're On Mute" Edition (2020)
In 2020, the world didn't just change—it went into "Sleep Mode." ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Lime
 I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Delete
 I’m "erasing" my digital shadows.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Honey
 I’m "stuck" on a high-speed data loop.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »
123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023)
In 2023, the line between human and machine became as thin as a s...read more »

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199 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Avatar & Bitcoin Dawn (2009)
The decade ended with a blue tint and a lot of drama. While James...read more »
2025 Classic: The Water
 I’m "streaming" life in real-time.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Jam
 I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »
51 Punny One-Liners: The 1995 Retro Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Geocities_Builder05/18/2001 06:04I’m putting a link to this joke on my homepage!
@Toy_Story_Buzz11/10/2012 01:15To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@ChatRoom_Queen04/21/2003 08:47A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
@Hanson_Fan_9706/21/2005 16:03Mmmbop, ba duba dop... that is funny!
@Snatch_Mickey02/19/2011 12:17Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Grunge_Lord_9401/21/2008 13:58I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Ali_G_In_Da_H06/11/2011 07:17Is it cos I is funny? Respect!
@Friday_Rebecca03/29/2008 07:36Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!
@Fred_Channel_0610/31/1998 02:41HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!

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