Why did I see one in 2020? Because some Chief somewhere refused to believe the Navy actually changed the rules.
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I had to disconnect my phone line just to read this! Worth it!
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
As if! This is too funny.
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!
My browser is 50% toolbars, but I still see the joke!