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2023 Classic: The “Haunted Mansion” Burn

 Why was it hit? For being a movie about a ride that was about as exciting as standing in the actual line for the ride.

Part of the 38 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2023 “Pooh, Piling On & Expendable Icons” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition
In 2024, the 45th Razzie Awards feasted on a catastrophic year fo...read more »
2025 Vintage: Snow White’s Poison Apple
 Why did Snow White dominate the nominations? Because Disney mana...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Supporting Actress Runner-up
 Why Emma Roberts? For Madame Web, a film where her most importan...read more »

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@Filter_Fanatic01/22/2008 00:48This joke looks better with a sepia filter.

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