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2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty

 Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that proved she was more entertained by the movie’s disastrous press tour than by the actual script.

Part of the 35 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2024 “Madame Web, Joker’s Duet & Borderlands” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Razzie Awards Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2024 Legacy: The Razzie Redeemer – Pamela Anderson
 Why did she win? For her critically acclaimed turn in The Last S...read more »
2023 Legacy: Jon Voight’s Lucky Charms
 Why did he win Worst Actor for Mercy? For an Irish accent so "le...read more »
2024 Classic: Worst Actress
 Why Dakota Johnson? For playing a psychic who was seemingly the ...read more »
2024 Vintage: Worst Picture
 Why Madame Web? Because the Razzies decided that "seeing the fut...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Picture
 Why Snow White? Because it's the only movie that makes you wish ...read more »
34 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2013 “Movie 43, After Earth & Lone Ranger” Edition
In 2013, the 34th Razzie Awards hit a goldmine of bad taste. It w...read more »
2025 Legacy: Worst Screenplay
 Why A Minecraft Movie? For a script that felt like it was genera...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Borderlands Casting
 Why was it hit? For hiring Kevin Hart and Cate Blanchett to stan...read more »

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2024 Classic: The Harold and the Purple Crayon Burn
 Why Zachary Levi? For a movie that tried to draw a profit and on...read more »
2025 Classic: Minecraft’s Costume Design
 Why was Jack Black nominated? For playing "Steve" by simply wear...read more »
41 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2011 “Jack, Jill & The Sandler Sweep” Edition
In 2011, the 32nd Razzie Awards witnessed something thought to be...read more »
2025 Vintage: Worst Screen Couple
 Why Rachel Zegler and the Seven CGI Dudes? Because the chemistry...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@T9_Texter09/08/1996 06:144-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
@Gopher_Explorer02/12/2015 04:03Deep in the menus and found this gem.
@Linux_Distro_User02/22/1995 05:50Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Firewall_Wizard09/02/2014 23:27Letting this joke through the port.
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan11/12/2011 17:16Silently laughing in the snow.
@Facepalm_Master08/29/2014 17:47I facepalmed and then I laughed.
@Retro_End_User05/20/1997 11:02The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.

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