In 1996, growing older meant navigating a world rapidly rushing into the digital age while firmly keeping one orthopedic sneaker planted in the analog past.… Read More »39 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 1996 “Floppy Disks, Walkman Batteries & Early Bird Bingo” Edition
A view of the clouds and a test of human patience. I asked for a window seat so I could see the view. Turns out,… Read More »The Window Seat
It looks like pasta and smells like pasta, but it’s an impasta!
A guy orders a drink and asks if it was brewed on the Red Planet. Part of the 30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is… Read More »2025 Classic: The Mars Colonial
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“I have a stalker!” “No, Dave. That’s just a LinkedIn notification from a recruiter you ignored.” Part of the 52 Adult Jokes: The 2024 “Maximum Effort &… Read More »2024 Legacy: The Baby Reindeer Scare
Why did Dakota Johnson win Worst Actress? For giving a performance that proved she was more entertained by the movie’s disastrous press tour than by… Read More »2024 Archive: Dakota’s Honesty
Why was the coffee maker so proud? It was “brewing” something special. Part of the 63 Original Dad Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer” Edition archive. Historically… Read More »2023 Legacy: The Coffee Maker
Missing the physical book catalogs and realizing that scrolling through an online website to buy a glossy poster of a video game character just didn’t… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Scholastic Book Fair Legacy
Why was the Supreme Court so busy? To remind the President that “Precedent” in 2022 was just a suggestion written in pencil. Part of the… Read More »2022 Vintage: The Dobbs Decision
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