2016 Classic: The Waiting Room

There are no magazines anymore. Just a sign with a Wi-Fi password and a dozen people staring at their laps in total silence.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"Is this generic?" "It's so generic the bottle is just a holograp...read more »

"Doctor, I’m falling in love with my operating system." "Standard...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

"Your heart sounds like a high-speed data transfer."Part of the 6...read more »

Getting paid to do what we do best... or trying to.I went for a s...read more »

Seeing right through the patient’s excuses.The doctor looked at m...read more »

In 2010, the medical world went "flat." If you didn't have an iPa...read more »

"Is this pill 'Smart'?" "It’s smarter than the doctor who prescri...read more »

My doctor's brain buzzed. He said, "I have to go, I’m being 'Patc...read more »

Applying simple math to a complex medical problem.The patient had...read more »

"I'm doing 'Meta-Yoga'. I just think about the poses and the chip...read more »

"We found a donor, but their digital soul is still in a 14-day 'D...read more »

In 2020, medical humor became a survival mechanism. The world tur...read more »

@Backstreet_Fan12/06/2010 00:14I want it that way... the funny way!

@Austin_Powers_Doctor05/07/2015 21:59One million laughs! Mwahahaha!

@Motherboard_Max10/16/2011 00:23This joke has a high clock speed! Fast and funny.

@Overclocker_Pro04/06/1999 10:13My CPU is running hot after this one!

@Cyber_Security_X10/19/2003 16:42Joke encrypted... decrypted... HA!

@CatDog_Alone11/15/1996 08:52One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!

@Party_On_Garth11/26/1998 14:51I think I’m gonna hurl... from laughter!