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The Optometrist Visit

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.

I went to the eye doctor and said, “I keep seeing spots.” He asked, “Have you seen a specialist?” I said, “No, just spots.”

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Surfer05/12/2014 08:26You’ve Got Mail... and it’s a hilarious joke!
@Kernel_Panic_9810/07/2001 16:55This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
@Celebrity_DM05/03/2000 17:22Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
@Ultima_Online_V06/22/2014 05:45Greetings, Traveler! Care for a joke?
@Cloud_Computing02/10/2014 02:06Storing my laughs in the cloud.

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