2025 Vintage: The Surgeon 2

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🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Understanding where your best traits really come from.My doctor s...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

In 2022, medical humor was all about the awkwardness of being hum...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

In 1998, the medical landscape was dominated by two things: the l...read more »

"You stop breathing." "I’m just 'Stand-by' mode to save power."Pa...read more »

In 2025, medical humor is dominated by the "Silicon Bedside Manne...read more »

A doctor delivers a double blow with a side of dark humor.The doc...read more »

Modern healthcare summarized in one quick interaction.My doctor t...read more »

My GP doesn't use a stethoscope anymore. He just whispers into hi...read more »

In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with docum...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

In 2000, medical humor shifted from apocalypse anxiety to the hig...read more »

In 2009, medical humor was split between "Don't sneeze on me" and...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad02/14/2010 02:41Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Lara_Croft_9605/06/2005 07:43Found a real treasure with this one.

@Ace_Ventura_Pet06/23/1999 23:41Alrighty then! Super funny.

@Pirate_Bay_9912/16/1995 04:07Arrr! A treasure chest of laughs!

@Memento_Guy02/16/2005 11:06Wait, what was the joke? Oh yeah, HA!

@Zoolander_Mug08/13/1995 15:43I’m a merman! A merman laughing!

@Delicious_Links10/28/2002 04:20Bookmarking this for later. So delicious!

@Leet_Speaker_7711/05/2014 05:497h15 15 v3ry funny! 10v3 17!

@No_Way_Jose11/10/1995 19:46No way! That’s too much!