2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
What did the pumpkin say to the other pumpkin on Halloween night? “You’re looking a little smashed tonight!” The second pumpkin replied, “Well, at least… Read More »2013 Joke: What Did The Pumpkin
118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013)
2013 was the year of the “earworm.” Whether you were trying to “Let It Go” or wondering “What Does the Fox Say?”, the soundtrack of the year was inescapable. It was the year of the Cronut (half croissant, half donut, total chaos), the launch of GTA V, and the moment we all became obsessed with taking photos of ourselves at arm’s length. These puns are as polished as a new iPhone 5S and as chilly as an Arendelle winter.
Read More »118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013)A blonde went to the thrift…
A blonde went to the thrift store and found a vintage dress. She said “This looks like something my grandma would wear… perfect.”
“A couple was getting married, and…
“A couple was getting married, and it was only three days before the wedding. The bride calls her mother with some bad news. “Mom,” she… Read More »“A couple was getting married, and…
The Optometrist Visit
Seeing things clearly for the first time in years. I went to the eye doctor and said, “I keep seeing spots.” He asked, “Have you… Read More »The Optometrist Visit
2025 Vintage: The Abbott
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Abbott. / Abbott who? / Abbott time we finished this project! Part of the 54 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Abbott
2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
Why was he nominated for Worst Actor? For How to Stop a Zombie Apocalypse and his HG Wells project—proving that in 2025, Ice Cube was cooler than… Read More »2025 Classic: Ice Cube’s Wells Trip
2025 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams “Reality” Filter
Why does the boss look like a Greek god? Because the AI “enhanced” his features to increase “Leadership Authority.” Part of the 81 Office Groaners:… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Microsoft Teams “Reality” Filter
2025 Legacy: The Spatial Computing
Why did the blonde try to “drag and drop” a real pizza into her mouth using only her fingers in the air? She spent too… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Spatial Computing
2024 Archive: The Lionel Messi “Apple TV” Effect
Why does every Miami game look like the Oscars? Because Messi made soccer in the US the sport for A-list celebrities. Part of the 49… Read More »2024 Archive: The Lionel Messi “Apple TV” Effect