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2022 Vintage: The “Thanksgiving Turkey” Pardon

Why was it so awkward in ’22? Because the President realized the turkeys had a better “Exit Strategy” than most of his staff.

Part of the 38 Presidential Jokes: The 2022 “Red Ripples & Blue Checks” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Friends_Lover06/15/2013 23:55Could this joke BE any funnier?
@Student_Life_0101/10/2004 01:33Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Inkjet_Printers10/23/2012 00:12Low on cyan, but high on laughs!
@Orkut_Member_9909/06/2002 21:04A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Charlie_Unicorn08/09/2009 11:10We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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