Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. department realized that if you tell contractors they’ll be replaced by robots, they suddenly remember how to use a shovel.
Part of the 33 Presidential Jokes: The 2025 “D.O.G.E. & Inauguration 2.0” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!
Oops, I laughed again!
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
It is inevitable... you will laugh.
Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).
... (Laughter in silence).
Me Gusta this joke. Very much.