30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
In 2025, the bar is the only place left where you can be sure the person next to you isn’t a holographic projection (usually). It’s… Read More »30 Bar Jokes: The 2025 “Reality Is Premium” Edition
57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
In 2013, medical humor revolved around a new obsession with documenting every second of life. Surgeons wondered if they could live-stream surgeries through their smart… Read More »57 Doctor Jokes: The 2013 “Selfie Era & Google Glass” Edition
How do you count cows in a field?
Forget about regular math. You just use a cow-culator! It’s the only way to be precise on the farm.
Why did the blonde keep a ruler under her pillow?
This one is a staple in American humor: To see how long she slept.
2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
I had a video call with my doctor. He was so polite and on time that I knew he was a Deepfake. I asked for… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Deepfake Physical
2025 Archive: The Microsoft “Recall” 2.0
Why is the IT guy happy? Because the computer now records everything, so he finally has proof that the printer “started it.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Archive: The Microsoft “Recall” 2.0
2025 Vintage: The LinkedIn “AI-First” Recruiter
Why did the bot reject the candidate? “Your resume was too perfect; I suspect you’re a human pretending to be a robot.” Part of the… Read More »2025 Vintage: The LinkedIn “AI-First” Recruiter
2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova “Hall of Fame”
Why was the podium so tall? Because the queen of the 2000s was inducted, reminding us all of the “ice” she brought to the court.… Read More »2025 Legacy: The Maria Sharapova “Hall of Fame”
2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
Why was the wall finished so fast? Because the D.O.G.E. department realized that if you tell contractors they’ll be replaced by robots, they suddenly remember… Read More »2025 Classic: The Border Wall Completion
2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”
Why the positivity? For Dave Grohl and the band finding joy again in a record that celebrated life, legacy, and very loud drums. Part of… Read More »2025 Vintage: The Foo Fighters “The New Chapter”