The music director attempting to host a live, synchronized choir hymn over a standard video call platform, resulting in a chaotic, overlapping sound collision because… Read More »2020 Classic: The Virtual Choir Latency Disaster
Why was the traveler making pancakes? Because he had too much “starter” and he couldn’t throw away a living organism. Part of the 49 Travel… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Sourdough Discard
My life has become a series of Larry David moments. Mostly involving me and the delivery guy. Part of the 55 Marriage Jokes: The 2020… Read More »2020 Archive: The Curb Your Enthusiasm
I’m “weaving” a web of fan theories. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
Why did the lawyer argue with the “Smart City” sensor? He claimed the sensor was “politically motivated against gas-guzzlers.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2019 Archive: The Speeding Ticket
I’m “twinkling” in the galactic war. Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
Why the “Levels” silence? For the loss of the man who defined the EDM generation, reminding us that the brightest stars often carry the heaviest… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Death of Avicii
“He’s the best.” “Why?” “He’s the only one who can diagnose a ‘Selfie-Injury’ without laughing.” Part of the 66 Doctor Jokes: The 2018 “Fortnite Dances… Read More »2018 Legacy: The Specialist 2
Why did his performance start with a literal army? Because Kendrick Lamar doesn’t just do “sets”—he does cinematic experiences that make the rest of the… Read More »2018 Classic: Kendrick’s Fire
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Scared Elephant
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