2019 Legacy: The Star

I’m “twinkling” in the galactic war.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

I’m "fleeing" from the group-think.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

The clocks struck midnight, and to everyone’s surprise, the plane...read more »

I "need" more space in my neural cloud.Part of the 124 Classic P...read more »

I’m "pining."Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full ...read more »

In 2022, we were all "searching" for the right words. While the w...read more »

I’m "writing" the reload.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liner...read more »

I’m "jamming" to the sound of 2025.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

I bought a plant that glows when I’m sad. It’s a "bright" idea, ...read more »

I’m in the "limelight" of the web.Part of the 124 Classic Punny ...read more »

I’m the "talk" of the neural net.Part of the 124 Classic Punny O...read more »

I’m "inking" about 3D-printing a vacation.Part of the 124 Classi...read more »

I’m the "top" of the evolution.Part of the 124 Classic Punny One...read more »

I’m "alt-ering" my perception of time.Part of the 124 Classic Pu...read more »

We’re a "fruitful" pair of cyborgs.Part of the 124 Classic Punny...read more »

@The_Mask_Smokin01/28/2014 17:51P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!

@Mean_Girls_Regina05/04/2009 12:25Get in loser, we are going laughing!

@Myspace_First_Friend05/24/2003 17:51I’m Tom and I think this joke is cool!

@Lock_Stock_Two12/14/2005 06:43It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!

@Construction_Dig09/28/2003 05:45Still digging for more humor!

@AOL_Chat_Veteran08/06/1995 16:07Settle down everyone, a new joke just dropped.

@Prodigy_User_X02/20/2011 21:12Way better than the Prodigy boards!