I’m the “top” of the evolution.
Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Full Reload Edition (2025) archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
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