I’m “weaving” a web of fan theories.
Part of the 109 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Endgame & Baby Yoda Edition (2019) archive. Historically Verified
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I stopped my download just to read this. Hilarious!
The farce is strong with this one!
404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
Smashing! Absolutely smashing humor!
In my second life, I’m a professional comedian.
My mind is blown by how funny this is.