2014 Vintage: The Menu
I’m “selecting” the best filter for my food. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Classic: The Google “Inbox” Beta
Why was the nerd so exclusive? He had an invite to a “new way to email” and he spent the day “bundling” his spam. Part… Read More »2014 Classic: The Google “Inbox” Beta
2014 Legacy: A Million Ways to Die in the West
Why was the cowboy so cynical? Because Seth MacFarlane reminded us that everything in the 1800s—from the water to the doctors—was trying to kill you.… Read More »2014 Legacy: A Million Ways to Die in the West
2014 Classic: Best Compilation Soundtrack
Why Sound City: Real to Reel? Because Dave Grohl loves analog tape almost as much as he loves winning Grammys. Part of the 39 Grammy… Read More »2014 Classic: Best Compilation Soundtrack
2014 Legacy: The Ed Sheeran (Thinking Out Loud) Fan
“When your legs don’t work like they used to before… use the ladder.” Part of the 66 Light Bulb Jokes: 2014 – The Year of… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Ed Sheeran (Thinking Out Loud) Fan
2013 Legacy: The Wallpaper
I’m “hanging” a picture of a mountain in Arendelle. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: Fun. is Not Just a Name
Why did they win Best New Artist? Because “We Are Young” was the official anthem for anyone who wanted to set the world on fire… Read More »2013 Vintage: Fun. is Not Just a Name
2012 Classic: The Folder
I’m “organizing” my canned goods. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The “Mission” in Libya
Why was it “Not a War”? To make sure the lawyers were happy and the budget didn’t technically count as “Combat Pay.” Part of the… Read More »2011 Vintage: The “Mission” in Libya
2010 Legacy: The Resignation of Julia Gillard’s Predecessor
Why did Australia get its first female PM? Because the Labor party decided a “Night of the Long Knives” was the best way to change… Read More »2010 Legacy: The Resignation of Julia Gillard’s Predecessor