2014 Legacy: A Million Ways to Die in the West

Why was the cowboy so cynical? Because Seth MacFarlane reminded us that everything in the 1800s—from the water to the doctors—was trying to kill you.

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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In 2010, Halloween felt like a dream within a dream. We were busy...read more »

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being ...read more »

Why was the orange ghost shaking so much? Because "Anxiety" joine...read more »

Why were "Fire" and "Water" trying to date? Because Pixar reminde...read more »

In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »

Rebirth: Why was the T-Rex wearing a tracker? Because Scarlett Jo...read more »

Why were the gravestones showing "Day in the Life" vlogs? Because...read more »

In 2020, Halloween was "unprecedented." We traded crowded parties...read more »

@DVD_Collector10/20/2015 20:42Better than the bonus features on my new discs!

@Pikachu_Fan_8808/29/2012 16:28Pika-pika! Translation: This is very funny!

@Saved_By_The_Bell01/17/2006 00:43I am so excited! I am so... laughing!

@Requiem_Dreamer02/04/1998 02:01That was intense... and funny!

@Celebrity_DM05/13/1996 00:07Let’s get it on! (The comedy match).

@Heathers_Winona05/01/1996 16:23Greetings and salutations! Very funny.

@Ring_Member_9810/20/2010 00:13Part of the "Funny Sites" WebRing.