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2023 Classic: The Little Mermaid (Live Action)

Why was the ghost under the sea? Because Halle Bailey made being “part of your world” the underwater anthem of the summer.

Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2023 “Barbenheimer & Era’s” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
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2025 Legacy: The "Dead Internet" Ghost
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2023 Classic: The "Planet of the Apes" (Proximus Caesar)
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2025 Archive: Minecraft Movie (Legacy)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sega_Genesis_Kid10/05/1996 16:33Better than 16-bit graphics!
@Flash_Player_Fan01/24/2006 06:33Wait for the animation to load... oh wait, it is just text. Still funny!
@Toy_Story_Woody03/16/2013 13:41There is a joke in my boot!
@Prestige_World_W07/18/2001 03:42Boats ’n Hoes! (And jokes).
@Distracted_Boy09/27/1998 07:13Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Construction_Dig02/25/1997 04:49Still digging for more humor!
@Digg_Submitter_0504/10/2009 16:20Digg this joke! It’s going to the front page!
@Anonymous_User11/18/2004 17:18We are many. We are laughing.
@Dark_Web_Joker10/15/2003 04:55Found this on the deep end of the net.
@Browser_War_V10/31/2001 12:11Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

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