Why did Australia get its first female PM? Because the Labor party decided a “Night of the Long Knives” was the best way to change leadership in the middle of the night.
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🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The "Silent Gen" in Power
Why were 90-year-olds still ruling? Because medicine in 2025 beca...read more »
39 Politicians Jokes: The 2015 “Escalators & Emissions” Edition
In 2015, the world felt like it was shifting gears at 100 mph. It...read more »
32 Politicians Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & Euro Bills” Edition
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2023 Archive: The Coronation "Sausage Fingers"
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2024 Vintage: The "Woke" vs. "Anti-Woke" War
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2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
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31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
2024 Vintage: The French "Snap" Election
Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he like...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
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2024 Legacy: The "Childless Cat Ladies" Comment
Why did JD Vance regret his old interview? Because he realized th...read more »
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Why did the singer become a meme? Because she couldn't find her s...read more »
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34 Politicians Jokes: The 2009 “Inaugurations & Innovations” Edition
In 2009, the world was nursing a financial hangover while trying ...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
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Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
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Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
First! And it’s funny!