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2023 Archive: The Coronation “Sausage Fingers”

What did the King joke about during rehearsals? His own “sausage fingers,” proving that even with a crown on your head, you can still have a sense of humor and trouble buttoning your coat.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2023 “AI, Pink & Coronation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Oregon_Trail_Survivor08/02/2001 19:43You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Backstreet_Fan08/03/2001 11:24I want it that way... the funny way!
@Charmed_Ones05/24/1997 01:43The power of three... laughs!
@Sk8ter_Boi_Avril11/02/1997 10:09He was a funny boy, she said see you later boy!
@Student_Life_0112/31/2012 05:49Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Starship_Troopers11/03/2011 09:07I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
@One_Does_Not_S06/29/2013 19:50One does not simply read one joke.

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