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2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot

Why did Elon Musk show off robots at the “We, Robot” event? To prove that the “Future” is coming, even if the robots are actually being remote-controlled by humans in the back room.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2024 “Torchbearers & Turnarounds” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Netscape_Ninja07/04/1995 13:24Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
@GameBoy_Color04/14/2011 19:45Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@The_Mask_Smokin01/22/2006 12:24P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@Friends_Lover03/04/2007 13:30Could this joke BE any funnier?
@SouthPark_Stan07/05/2012 01:43Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
@Fight_Club_Member10/07/2011 03:52I’m not supposed to talk about how funny this is.
@Donny_V_ShutUp10/05/2006 21:31Shut up Donny! I’m trying to read!
@AllYourBase_9902/15/2007 23:47All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
@Club_Penguin_Kid08/23/2004 23:46Waddle on over and read this!

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