Why did citizens turn off the smart streetlights? Because in 2025, their refrigerators started reporting their lack of dieting directly to the Ministry of Health.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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2024 Vintage: The Tesla Optimus Robot
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2024 Archive: The NATO 75th Anniversary
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2025 Classic: The "Hologram" Candidate
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2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
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2025 Vintage: The "Bio-hacked" Athlete
Why were the 2025 Games different? Because no one checked for dop...read more »
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
It’s a deal, it’s a steal, it’s the sale of the century!
And knowing is half the battle! Laughing is the other half.
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.