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2025 Classic: The Apple “Vision Pro” Diplomacy

Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders could apply “younger and more charismatic” filters to themselves, which significantly improved the atmosphere during talks about global warming.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@DialUp_Dreamer05/25/1995 08:16Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Clueless_Cher06/14/2001 00:54As if! This is too funny.
@Zoolander_Blue07/31/2007 07:23Is there more to life than being really, really funny?
@Tech_Support_Guy09/17/2000 13:20Have you tried turning your sense of humor off and on again?
@Nyan_Cat_Space07/14/2008 04:36Nyanyanyanyanya! Laughing through the galaxy!
@Mind_Blown_Gif05/22/2001 02:39*Boom* - there goes my brain!

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