Why did the new top diplomat need to know how to write prompts? Because negotiations with foreign powers consisted mostly of who could type a better command into the peace-keeping supercomputer.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Resignation of the Last Human Journalist
Why did he quit? Because AI was writing politicians' obituaries b...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Cowboy Carter" Impact
Why did Beyoncé go country? To prove that she can conquer any gen...read more »
35 Politicians Jokes: The 2019 “Black Holes & How Dare You” Edition
In 2019, the world was a mix of scientific breakthroughs and poli...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Boeing Starliner Drama
Why were the astronauts stuck on the ISS? Because in 2024, gettin...read more »
31 Politicians Jokes: The 1996 “Macarena & Modems” Edition
In 1996, politics felt like the first version of Netscape Navigat...read more »
2024 Archive: The Super Bowl "Taylor Swift" Theory
Why did people think the game was rigged? Because some people bel...read more »
2023 Classic: The "Artist Formerly Known as Prince" Joke
The coronation concert host called Charles this, which was the be...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Trump Return
Why did the 2024 campaign feel like a sequel? Because Donald Trum...read more »
2024 Archive: The Meta "Threads" Growth
Why did it survive? Because people wanted a place to complain abo...read more »
2025 Classic: The Apple "Vision Pro" Diplomacy
Why were the 2025 G7 summits held in headsets? So that leaders co...read more »
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Why did Elon Musk buy the rest of the alphabet in 2025? So that e...read more »
2025 Classic: The Crypto-Island Scandal
Why did a Prime Minister flee to a Pacific island? Because it tur...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Woke" vs. "Anti-Woke" War
Why is this still happening? Because both sides realized that as ...read more »
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Why did people stop caring about the corporate ladder? Because in...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Even on my tiny phone screen, this is gold.
It’s morphin’ time! Time to laugh!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
I am listening... and I am laughing.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Me: I should work. Also Me: Read more jokes.
True story! I was there!