Why did Kevin McCarthy lose his job in October? Because he proved that in 2023, the shortest job tenure isn’t the intern’s, but the party leader’s trying to please everyone at once.
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Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
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This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.
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