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2023 Legacy: The “Sausage Fingers” (Part 2)

Why did Charles show them off? To prove that he’s the “People’s King”—and that the people also have trouble with tight rings.

Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2023 “AI, Pink & Coronation” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@GameBoy_Color08/01/2000 16:04Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.
@WinAmp_Shaker02/19/1998 14:55It really whips the llama's ass!
@Lion_King_Simba08/03/1995 15:31Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
@Toy_Story_Buzz03/18/2010 09:23To infinity and beyond hilarious!
@Napster_User_9902/18/1995 07:13Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.
@SoundBlaster_AWE04/26/2005 15:43Crystal clear MIDI humor.
@Beavis_Cornholio03/14/2001 08:17I need TP for my bunghole! And more jokes!
@Wayne_World_Ex01/06/2013 04:02Schwing! This joke is babe-worthy!
@Keep_Calm_Fan02/27/2007 09:19Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.

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