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2025 Classic: The “Meat-Free” G7 Menu

Why did leaders only eat 3D-printed steaks? To show they care about the planet, even though they had real beef jerky hidden under the table.

Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Politicians Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@WebSurfer_X05/04/2000 03:04Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
@DialUp_Dreamer06/17/2011 02:25Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@The_Real_Morpheus05/02/2003 06:11What if I told you... this is the funniest thing online?
@Austin_Powers_Groovy07/08/2011 09:07Groovy, baby! Very groovy.
@Hercules_Xena07/31/1996 03:08By the gods, this is a funny one!
@Jesus_Quintana07/05/2002 00:03Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@Hattori_Hanzo_S05/04/2014 01:50I don’t make jokes, I make masterpieces.
@Bam_Margera_Fan05/15/1999 02:55Hi, I’m Bam, and this joke is insane!
@Courage_Dog06/02/2008 10:16The things I do for laughs! Stupid dog!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular12/14/2012 20:01I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!

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