Why did we almost go bankrupt again? Because in May 2023, the U.S. government decided to play another game of “Financial Chicken,” proving that the only thing higher than the national debt is the drama in the Capitol.
Part of the 35 Politicians Jokes: The 2023 “AI, Pink & Coronation” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Laughing in slow motion right now!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
Silently laughing in the snow.
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
Everybody cut loose! Footloose! Laugh-loose!
Y U NO TELL MORE JOKES?
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