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2024 Vintage: The French “Snap” Election

Why did Emmanuel Macron call an election in June? Because he likes to live dangerously, proving that “Political Chess” is a lot harder when the voters decide to flip the board.

Part of the 33 Politicians Jokes: The 2024 “Torchbearers & Turnarounds” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Seinfeld_George10/08/1999 21:13What is the deal with these funny jokes?
@Hackers_Movie_Fan04/25/2009 08:15Hack the planet! And read the jokes!
@Jesus_Quintana04/12/1997 21:05Nobody fucks with the Jesus! (Great joke).
@O_Ren_Ishii_Fan10/19/2008 18:21Silently laughing in the snow.
@Gaia_Online_Gold05/27/2010 18:36Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan08/11/1996 11:24OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Face_Palm_0101/17/1996 08:55Classic. Simply classic.

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