Why was it “Not a War”? To make sure the lawyers were happy and the budget didn’t technically count as “Combat Pay.”
Part of the 38 Military Jokes: The 2011 “Stealth Hawks & Arab Springs” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2024 Vintage: The F-35 "TR-3" Software
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35 Military Jokes: The 2014 “Little Green Men & Caliphate Chaos” Edition
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2025 Archive: The "Space Force" Marines
Why did they finally get a moon base plan? To prove that "Interga...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 2024 Final Vibe
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32 Military Jokes: The 2005 “MRAP Mania & Urban Grind” Edition
In 2005, the military realized that "Stabilization" was just a fa...read more »
2024 Vintage: The "Blueberry" Navy Ghost (2024)
Why did I see one? Because some Sailors are convinced that if the...read more »
2025 Classic: The "6G" Tactical Network
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2025 Vintage: The "Ghost Fleet" Expansion
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2025 Classic: The "Winning" Narrative
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2025 Legacy: The "Over-the-Horizon" Robot
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2024 Vintage: The "Tactical" Starlink 2.0
Why the new antennas? To make sure the "Digital Battlefield" stay...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Smart" Dust Intelligence
Why were the 2025 spies so small? Because the military started us...read more »
36 Military Jokes: The 2016 “Mosul Siege & Commercial Drones” Edition
In 2016, the military realized that a $500 drone from an electron...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Cyber" Awareness 2025
Why the 24/7 training? Because in 2025, your "Smart Watch" is a p...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
Hakuna Matata! No worries, just laughs.
So you’re telling me there’s a chance... to laugh?
Llama approved! This joke really whips!
The farce is strong with this one!
That was super fast and super funny!
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
Hacking into the comedy mainframe.