Why was Tony Blair so eager for the NATO bombing of Yugoslavia? Because he wanted to prove that “New Labour” wasn’t just about cool Britpop—it was also about looking tough in a flight jacket.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
That still only counts as one laugh!
The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Super green! Hilarious!
Sugar, spice, and everything funny!
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
Way better than the Prodigy boards!
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