Why was an amendment proposed in 2025 to allow algorithms to vote? Because voters decided that Artificial Intelligence at least doesn’t take bribes in cash—it’s satisfied with a free electricity subscription and a faster processor.
Part of the 34 Politicians Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon & Sovereignty” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
Downloading laughs at 3kb/s. Great stuff!
Slaying these jokes one by one.
Do ya like dags? And jokes?
What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
Bark! (He says it’s funny).
Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
I just stumbled upon this and I’m glad I did!
High five for this joke!
I’m going to poke you for this joke!