2017 Archive: The Scared Elephant
Why don’t elephants use cell phones? They’re afraid of the “trunk” calls. Part of the 48 Original Dad Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner” Edition archive.… Read More »2017 Archive: The Scared Elephant
2017 Legacy: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Lockdown
Why did the history department head look so smug? Because the school’s updated software instantly flagged twelve different essays on the French Revolution that still… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Wikipedia Plagiarism Lockdown
2017 Archive: The Chat Room
She’s the only person who can make a “Sparkle” emoji look like a threat. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner &… Read More »2017 Archive: The Chat Room
2016 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
Why Sound & Color? (Alabama Shakes again. They were the “Cool Kids” table of 2016). Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The 2016 “To Pimp… Read More »2016 Vintage: Best Alternative Music Album
2015 Archive: The Bar Snack
“Are these peanuts artisanal?” “They’re just nuts, Dave.” Part of the 53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The “Why You Always Lyin'” Meme
Why was this video playing in the breakroom? Because the sales team just promised 500% growth by Q4. Part of the 77 Office Groaners: The… Read More »2015 Classic: The “Why You Always Lyin’” Meme
2015 Archive: The Final 2015 Thought
“I’m ‘Chill’ing.” “Without the ‘Netflix’?” “No, the Wi-Fi is down, so I’m just sitting here in the dark with my feelings.” Part of the 56 Adult… Read More »2015 Archive: The Final 2015 Thought
2015 Classic: The Inheritance
Why did the lawyer bring a drone to the funeral? To get a “top-down view” of who was crying the hardest (and thus most likely… Read More »2015 Classic: The Inheritance
2015 Legacy: The Tea
I’m “spilling” the tea on the Oscars. Part of the 115 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Dress & The Force Edition (2015) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The Ivana
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to the mall! Part of the 47 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2014… Read More »2014 Archive: The Ivana