Why did the lawyer bring a drone to the funeral? To get a “top-down view” of who was crying the hardest (and thus most likely to contest the will).
Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes: The 2015 “Smartwatch & The Blue-Black Dress” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Final Word
A lawyer crossed the road to bill the chicken for "Navigational ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
2025 Archive: The Small Print
He used "Silicon Valley Gray" font to make the fees look like a ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury
A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their "honest...read more »
2025 Legacy: The TikTok Ban (Final)
A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primar...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
The Retainer Fee
The upfront cost of a good (or bad) defense.My lawyer told me my ...read more »
2025 Classic: The Human Surcharge
Why did the lawyer increase his fee? He added a 20% "Organic Int...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 7G Network
Why was the lawyer happy? He could now receive a "guilty" verdic...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The Office Drone
Why did the lawyer sue the delivery drone? It dropped a "Cease a...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
2025 Classic: The Virtual Gavel
Why did the judge use a digital gavel? To "mute" any lawyer whos...read more »
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’ll never let go... of this joke.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Keep rollin’ rollin’ rollin’... with laughter!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.
That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!