2025 Vintage: The Bio-Metric Jury

A lawyer rejected a juror because the AI predicted their “honesty levels” were too high for the defense’s strategy.

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

In 2003, the legal world was obsessed with "Digital Rights Manage...read more »

In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »

Time is money, especially when it’s someone else’s time.A lawyer ...read more »

Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »

Why was the firm's AI decommissioned? It refused to overcharge a...read more »

Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »

A lawyer failed the Turing Test in court. The judge didn't care ...read more »

In 2004, the legal landscape shifted forever. With the birth of F...read more »

In 2005, the world became a stage, and every lawyer became a crit...read more »

A lawyer sued the library for having "Free Knowledge" when he wa...read more »

Competition is the soul of the legal profession.A town with one l...read more »

In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »

A lawyer argued with a self-driving car's black box. He claimed ...read more »

A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »

@Tamagotchi_Dad02/07/2014 03:15Forgot to feed my pet while reading this. RIP.

@Dawson_Creek_Fan09/19/1996 23:21I am crying... with laughter!

@DotCom_Survivor10/14/2001 04:42I lost my stocks but I kept my sense of humor.

@Patrick_Bateman_Fan08/09/2005 08:34Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?

@Yugioh_Duelist01/04/2004 08:32You’ve activated my trap card! (It’s a funny joke).

@Rick_Roller_0709/03/1997 03:04Never gonna give you up... but I will give you a laugh!