A lawyer cried when TikTok was banned because he lost his primary source of “evidence for future insanity pleas.”
Part of the 50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Two Hearts
Medical anomalies found only in the courtroom.A lawyer was in a c...read more »
The Cold Heart
A temperature check on the legal system.Why did the lawyer go to ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Negotiation
A lawyer used a "Holographic Bluff." He made it look like he was...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 2025 Legacy
The most 2025 thing a lawyer did was bill a client for "Time spe...read more »
The Cat and Dog Case
When even pets need legal representation.A dog walks into a law o...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
2025 Archive: The Meta-Liability
A lawyer sued a user in the Metaverse for "virtual assault" afte...read more »
The Final Closing
Wrapping up the argument with a final OHH! hit.What’s the differe...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Divorce Settlement
The lawyer got the "AI Assistant's Memory" because it was the on...read more »
2025 Classic: The Hologram Hearing
Why did the lawyer send his hologram to court? To make sure he c...read more »
😜 More from category: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The Jury Duty
Twelve people picked to decide who has the better suit.A jury con...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 1996 “Fax Machines & Fine Print” Edition
In 1996, the legal world went digital—sort of. If you didn’t have...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Mirror
A lawyer's mirror told him, "You look like you're about to lose....read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
"Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
Oops, I laughed again!
The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
That still only counts as one laugh!
Don’t ever call me "doll". But you can call me "funny".
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Mama had a chicken, Mama had a cow... and a joke!
It’s pretty much my favorite joke. It’s a Liger!
Dressing up my avatar to celebrate this laugh.