Why was everyone sweating in D.C.? Because Julian Assange released thousands of classified documents, proving that the internet’s “Delete” button doesn’t actually do anything when… Read More »2010 Archive: The WikiLeaks Megaleak
The short-term mission team returning with a single 8-megapixel digital camera, forcing forty parishioners to crowd around a tiny 2.5-inch LCD screen on the back… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Digital Camera Huddle
I just spent three hours wearing heavy plastic glasses to watch 10-foot-tall blue people ride dragons. I’m not sure about the plot, but I’m 100%… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Avatar Spectacle
Why did the dad throw the clock out of the 2008 party? He wanted to see “time fly” into the new year. Part of the… Read More »2008 Legacy: The Broken Clock
A guy asks for a beer that “smells like a pine tree and a wet dog.” The bartender says, “Ah, the new IPA.” Part of… Read More »2008 Vintage: The Craft Beer Explosion
“I’m on the ‘Financial Diet’.” “What’s that?” “I can only afford to eat what I find in the office breakroom.” Part of the 65 Doctor… Read More »2008 Classic: The Diet
Why was it still happening? Because Motorola refused to believe the “Flip Phone” era ended at 9:41 AM on January 9th. Part of the 82… Read More »2007 Classic: The Motorola RAZR 2
Why did the principal call an emergency staff meeting in the fall? Because a rich kid brought the brand-new Apple iPhone to school, and the… Read More »2007 Archive: The iPhone Disruption
Wearing high-waisted, stretch-band polyester trousers that require absolutely no iron work, paired with white walking sneakers that squeak loudly on every linoleum floor. Part of… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Elastic Waistband Creed
That “chk-chk-chk-chk” noise is the only thing I want to hear when I unlock my Honda Civic. Sadly, it still just sounds like a dying… Read More »2007 Vintage: The Transformers Sound
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