2008 Legacy: The Broken Clock

Why did the dad throw the clock out of the 2008 party? He wanted to see “time fly” into the new year.

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@Yahoo_Directory12/09/2000 15:11Found under: Entertainment -> Jokes -> Awesome.

@Fresh_Prince_9001/26/2012 18:33In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...

@Sion_Partier03/17/2005 12:32The last city on Earth loves this one!

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@Flash_Intro_Hater11/30/2001 21:16Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!

@Browser_War_V11/19/1997 18:08Firefox, Chrome, IE... we all laugh the same.

@Tablet_User_1008/18/2003 02:48Tapping my way to a good mood.