I just spent three hours wearing heavy plastic glasses to watch 10-foot-tall blue people ride dragons. I’m not sure about the plot, but I’m 100% sure I need an aspirin for this 3D headache.
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Are you not entertained? Because I am!
I am making a mix CD of jokes. This is track 1!
The farce is strong with this one!
My spider-sense is tingling... it is a funny one!
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