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2024 Classic: The “360” Charli XCX

 Everything is “Brat” now. My shirt is Brat-green, my car is Brat-green, my soul is a neon-green square.

Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified

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2025 Archive: The "Screentime" Guilt
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 127 minutes of Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman making fun of Disn...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@MIRC_Operator11/04/2002 17:59/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
@Spice_Girl_Posh07/17/2008 19:15Simply posh humor. I love it.
@USB_Pioneer09/01/2004 04:16Plug and Play laughter!
@He_Man_Power11/27/2015 01:29I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
@Illidan_Blind05/01/2002 05:44I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
@Annoying_Orange07/04/2004 05:11Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
@Futurama_Fry_M05/15/2015 00:49Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.

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