Everything is “Brat” now. My shirt is Brat-green, my car is Brat-green, my soul is a neon-green square.
Part of the 78 Observational One-Liners: The 2024 Olympic Beef archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Observational One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.
Simply posh humor. I love it.
Plug and Play laughter!
I HAVE THE POWEEEEER... to laugh!
I cannot see, but I can hear the funny!
Hey! Apple! Look at this joke!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.