A guy asks for a beer that “smells like a pine tree and a wet dog.” The bartender says, “Ah, the new IPA.”
Part of the 62 Bar Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crisis & Iron Man” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
The "Just One Drink"
The biggest lie ever told in the history of bars."Just one drink"...read more »
52 Bar Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Gangnam Style” Edition
In 2012, bar culture was a mix of apocalypse parties and the peak...read more »
The Invisible Man
A classic bar setup that disappears before your eyes.An invisible...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income
A guy orders a beer and says, "Government's buying!" The bartend...read more »
70 Bar Jokes: The 2010 “Inception & Instagram Launch” Edition
In 2010, the bar scene became visual. If you didn't take a filter...read more »
53 Bar Jokes: The 2015 “Star Wars & Hotline Bling” Edition
In 2015, the bar was a place of high-stakes internet debates and ...read more »
2025 Classic: The 2025 Fashion
A guy walks in wearing a suit made of flexible OLED screens. The...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Very Demure
A woman orders a drink very quietly, sips it delicately, and wip...read more »
76 Bar Jokes: The 1998 “Big Lebowski & Swing Revival” Edition
In 1998, bar culture felt like a time machine. One corner of the ...read more »
55 Bar Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Election” Edition
In 2016, the bar was no longer a sanctuary from the internet; it ...read more »
😜 More from category: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Classic: The Lab-Grown Lager
"It’s perfect!" "It’s too perfect. I want a beer that has a mist...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Smart Stool
The stool moves to the left because it detected a "more interest...read more »
37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2006 “Very Nice!” Edition
In 2006, we were all trying to sound like a Kazakh journalist, le...read more »
The Time Traveler
Coming soon to a bar near you... yesterday.A time traveler walks ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Finally a joke worth 100MB of space!
A/S/L? Just kidding, great joke! LOL!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.
One fine day with a woof and a purr... we laughed!
The magic man... is laughing!
The front page of the internet... in 1999!
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!