Why was everyone sweating in D.C.? Because Julian Assange released thousands of classified documents, proving that the internet’s “Delete” button doesn’t actually do anything when a whistle-blower is involved.
Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2010 “Tablets & Total Inception” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2015 Legacy: The Launch of the "Surface Book"
Why did the screen come off? Because Microsoft built a laptop wi...read more »
2015 Vintage: The " Hotline Bling" Video
Why was Drake dancing like that? Because he wanted to make sure ...read more »
2013 Archive: The "Twerking" Controversy
Why was Miley Cyrus everywhere? Because the VMAs happened, and s...read more »
2015 Classic: The Launch of the Tesla Model X
Why did the doors open like wings? Because Elon Musk wanted a ca...read more »
2014 Vintage: Solitaire Disappearing
Why were offices so sad? Because new operating systems started h...read more »
2014 Legacy: The "Too Many Cooks" Video
Why was the song still playing? Because Adult Swim released an 1...read more »
2013 Archive: The Launch of "Flappy Bird" (Original)
Why was everyone so angry at a bird? Because a simple game about...read more »
2015 Legacy: The "Why You Always Lyin’" Video
Why was he in the backyard? Because one man, a bathroom sink, an...read more »
2014 Classic: The Facebook Messenger Divorce
Why were we so mad? Because Mark Zuckerberg decided that one ico...read more »
2015 Vintage: Hamilton on Broadway
Why were we rapping about the Treasury? Because Lin-Manuel Miran...read more »
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2013 Archive: The Launch of "Lorde"
Why were we "Royals"? Because a 16-year-old from New Zealand arr...read more »
2012 Vintage: Mars Curiosity Landing
Why were we cheering for a sky crane? Because NASA landed a car-...read more »
2013 Legacy: The Launch of the "Billion Dollar" Instagram Sale (Aftermath)
Why was everyone still taking photos of lattes? Because we reali...read more »
2014 Legacy: Pharrell Williams' Hat
Why was it so big? Because the song "Happy" played so frequently...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Standard classic. Never gets old.
Deep in the menus and found this gem.
Paging emergency services because I’m dying of laughter!
That’s a lot of jawbreakers worth of humor!
Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)
Wow. Such humor. Very joke. So laugh.
Found a funny joke. Didn’t crash the browser.
We’re crashing the server with all these laughs!
Grinding for levels and laughs since 1999.