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2012 Vintage: Mars Curiosity Landing

 Why were we cheering for a sky crane? Because NASA landed a car-sized robot on Mars with a giant parachute and some rockets, and all it wanted to do was take selfies and zap rocks with lasers.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AOL_Keyword_Jokes11/25/2006 14:25Standard classic. Never gets old.
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@Rage_Comic_Fan05/25/2000 00:34FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
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