Why did the icons get so flat? Because Jony Ive decided that “shadows” and “gloss” were offensive, turning our iPhones into a neon-colored minimalist’s dream (or nightmare).
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
There is a joke in my boot!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Nothing but net! This joke is a slam dunk!
I did it all for the nookie... and the jokes!
One billion... laughs!
FFFFFUUUUU-nny!
I’ll mention this in my next episode!