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2012 Classic: The Avengers Premiere

 Why was New York full of aliens? Because Marvel finally put all their toys in one box, proving that a billionaire, a frozen soldier, and a very angry green guy are the ultimate solution to any intergalactic problem.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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