Why was everything in a “container”? Because developers decided that if it works on their machine, it should work everywhere—as long as everyone has a digital shipping crate.
Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: 2006-2015 Modern Era Joke Archive
2013 Classic: The Launch of PlayStation 4 & Xbox One
Why was the "Console War" so loud? Because we spent months argui...read more »
2012 Legacy: The Launch of Coursera
Why were we "taking classes" for free? Because Ivy League educat...read more »
2014 Classic: UberPool Launch
Why were we riding with strangers? Because our desire to save th...read more »
2012 Archive: The Launch of Tesla Model S
Why was the car so quiet? Because Elon Musk released an electric...read more »
2014 Legacy: The Death of Windows XP
Why was the world crying? Because Microsoft officially ended sup...read more »
2013 Legacy: The "Selfie" Becomes Word of the Year
Why were we all staring at ourselves? Because the Oxford Diction...read more »
2012 Archive: The "Grumpy Cat" Debut
Why was the cat so annoyed? Because Tardar Sauce became the face...read more »
2015 Vintage: The Launch of the iPad Pro
Why was it so big? Because Apple decided that professionals need...read more »
2013 Archive: The Pope Resignation
Why was there a new guy in a white hat? Because for the first ti...read more »
2013 Classic: The Launch of iOS 7
Why did the icons get so flat? Because Jony Ive decided that "sh...read more »
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2014 Classic: The Steam Summer Sale
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2015 Legacy: The "Why You Always Lyin’" Video
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
I can’t carry it for you, but I can laugh with you!
My CPU is running hot after this one!
I know kung-fu... and this joke!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
Cowabunga, dude! Pass the pizza and the jokes.
Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
Tina, you fat lard, come read this!
All your jokes are belong to us! Take off every zig!
Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
Good game, well played. This is a winner.