Why was it so big? Because Apple decided that professionals needed a 12.9-inch screen and a $99 pencil that you had to charge by plugging it into the bottom of the tablet like a lollipop.
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Love this! No pop-up ads can stop me from laughing.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Shuffling... and this joke came up first!
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit? LOL.
My joke just digivolved into a better one!
Brutally funny! Keep them coming.
I choose to believe it’s funny.