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2012 Classic: Felix Baumgartner’s Space Jump

 Why did a man jump from 128,000 feet? Because Red Bull gives you wings, or at least a very expensive balloon and the world’s most terrifying “first step” off a ledge.

Part of the 33 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World & Style” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@SoundBlaster_1607/24/2009 05:35I can hear the laughter in high quality MIDI!
@Jurassic_Park_Fan08/30/1999 21:11Life... uh... finds a way to be funny.
@The_Mask_Smokin05/15/1996 13:41P-A-R-T-Y? Because I’m laughing!
@MTV_Unplugged07/27/2014 15:26Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
@Rugrats_Tommy08/28/2004 10:16A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Ferris_Bueller06/13/2001 05:51Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
@Orange_Mocha_F02/09/2001 23:00Orange Mocha Frappuccinos! And laughs!
@Numa_Numa_Guy07/14/2006 09:04Ma-ia-hii, Ma-ia-huu! Laughing in my webcam!
@WordPress_Fan_0305/15/2011 21:37The best thing since version 1.0!
@Face_Palm_0102/19/1995 05:05Classic. Simply classic.

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