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2013 Classic: House of Cards Debut

 Why was the President talking to us? Because Netflix launched its first major original series, proving that “binge-watching” was a legitimate way to spend a 3-day weekend.

Part of the 31 Miscellaneous Jokes: The 2013 “Let It Go & Level Up” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan11/17/2015 15:09Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
@CRT_Brightness10/13/2011 00:43I need to degauss my monitor after that laugh!
@WiFi_Zero_One06/29/2008 03:00Wireless laughter? What a time to be alive!
@Sailor_Moon_Cry11/11/2003 12:44In the name of the moon, I will make you laugh!
@Flashdance_What02/24/2005 05:45What a feeling! (Being funny).
@Star_Wars_Kid02/13/2015 22:35I’ve got the moves... and the jokes!
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan04/23/2015 12:09OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!
@Epic_Fail_Guy07/02/2012 07:06This joke is an Epic Win!

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